thecriminalandhissharpshooter:
Come south with me, and I’ll teach you how to laugh again!
“Come, Plum,” he ordered, and stalked away.
“You must do all you can to retain the friendship of the Duke of Burgundy.”
including banging him, apparently
“My name is Katniss Everdeen.”
erm
“I don’t know what has come over you, Gandalf,” he said.
Then he was in the French Market, surrounded on all sides by delicious smells and harmonious colors and all the symmetry and bounty of the edible vegetable kingdom, heaped together in great glowing piles under one old stone roof.
He then turned to Alice, and before my very face, proposed to her that she should fly with him.
Book 1: The papers next day were full of the “Brixton Mystery,” as they termed it.
Book 2: Among the many details in the profile and the many factors I used in compiling it, one of the most important was the way he’d disposed of the bodies.
Ianto confirmed there wasn’t any CCTV footage.
(Well that’s good I suppose, no perverted Harkness watching us…)
We approached the door; but suddenly a woman appeared out of the shadow and stood in the golden track of the lamp-light.
Galaad sat down at the kitchen table.
(what?)Shit.
oh……
Peeta’s a baker.
We want to be careful here.
“Not three figures, four!”; Peter Pan promotes my sex life.

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